^^^

Freakin HILARIOUS.

 

X2

 

I like it when you press on the red phone...

"Maverick", haha

 

lol

 

Good stuff.

 

"SOMETHING-STAN!"

"Leanrin's haaard."

That was awesome.

 

You would rather have her paint your picture than a Richard Nixon type or an African American. When I was in highschool and my friends already went to college they brought a college art student over to hang out and he was doing sketches of us all and his sketch of me reduced me from a weight lifter to an average guy.

 

Huh?

 

"Wheres Russia?"

hahaha, thats amazing

 

hahahaha... open the door on left three times, and then once u see the deer, close the door, c what happens. lmao... hahahaha

 

Lol, I just noticed a picture of Dirk Nowitzky behind her... "Maverick"

 

This just went around the office and shop-awesome!!

 

Guess who?

"I'm a f**kin' ******* who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some sh*t and just f**kin' chillin' I guess. Ya f*ck with me I'll kick ass."
Status: "In a relationship."
Children: "I don't want kids."

 

Guess who?

"I'm a f**kin' ******* who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some sh*t and just f**kin' chillin' I guess. Ya f*ck with me I'll kick ass."
Status: "In a relationship."
Children: "I don't want kids."

Guy that knocked up Palin's daughter

Free Levi

 

I thought it would be another stupid celebrity supporting obama/attacking palin, but that webiste was pretty funny. thanks.

 

Whats with the pit bull dropping the lipstick under her desk?

I dont get it?

Did ya knock the rifle out of the curtain?

 

i think the pit bull is supposed to symbolize her. I am not sure though bro... I was wondering the same thing.

 

She said as a joke in one of her speeches "What's the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom? Lipstick".

 

lmao