[Xenon]

Tonight I got a couple Heinekens to keep me company while surfing. I didnt have a bottle opener so I attempted to open it with a spoon. For some reason I couldnt do it it tore up my hand.

 

[Xenon]

The bottle with the blood stained napkin.

 

[thePACK]

attack of the beer bottle

...aren't you glad you didn't use a knife

 

[Sir Nathan XXI]

I got my head cracked open once at a new year party. Was about 10 beers down or so and got pushed outta the blue and head went right into a corner of a table

bam, lights out

got a big straight bump on the skull from it

 

[KumbiaQueens]

I did something similar with a bottle of Apple Cider for my friend's Sweet 16. My finger got sliced from the cap because we were all having problems getting it open... had a good sized gash in there for a week or so...

 

[giovanni82]

Guess your not a smoker(cigarettes anyways

) as a regular lighter works wonders as a bottle opener.

 

[Winkyee]

Tonight I got a couple Heinekens to keep me company while surfing. I didnt have a bottle opener so I attempted to open it with a spoon. For some reason I couldnt do it it tore up my hand.

A spoon?

 

[InSinUAsian]

HaHaHa... Those hooks can be killer.

~Dj

 

[Sir Nathan XXI]

I ve been cut, stabbed accidentally with sticks, hooks, metal objects, burnt, compound fracture (finger), dog bite, branded from motorcycle exhaust, ingrown toe nail, I am covered in scars, I call them my own body art

 

[Sir Nathan XXI]

Mikes just a sissy that cries about a few scratches

 

[Ms_Nattereri]

Tonight I got a couple Heinekens to keep me company while surfing. I didnt have a bottle opener so I attempted to open it with a spoon. For some reason I couldnt do it it tore up my hand.

Did you clean it up and put some neosporin with a band-aid on it!? It will heal a lot faster and leave fewer scars if you did.

 

[Xenon]

Mikes just a sissy that cries about a few scratches

shaddup.

 

[SERRAPYGO]

Uhg! Xenon, I feel your pain brother! Last week (while drinking) I was making bean soup. While slicing some carrots with a huge butcher knife I also sliced my index finger wide open!
I never seen so much blood gush from myself ever! It took 2 hours to stop the bleeding.

I should of had stitches but that would have meant no more whiskey for the night. I think I made the wisest choice.

 

[Sir Nathan XXI]

Mikes just a sissy that cries about a few scratches

shaddup.

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[Ms_Nattereri]

I never seen so much blood gush from myself ever! It took 2 hours to stop the bleeding.

2 hours is nothing when compared to...oh well lets just say its a good thing your a guy...

 

[Winkyee]

I ve been cut, stabbed accidentally with sticks, hooks, metal objects, burnt, compound fracture (finger), dog bite, branded from motorcycle exhaust, ingrown toe nail, I am covered in scars, I call them my own body art

Nate
I think it's "Does any of you have the urge to let your piranhas, bite you".
thinking that caused most .

 

[Ms_Nattereri]

I ve been cut, stabbed accidentally with sticks, hooks, metal objects, burnt, compound fracture (finger), dog bite, branded from motorcycle exhaust, ingrown toe nail, I am covered in scars, I call them my own body art

Nate
I think it's "Does any of you have the urge to let your piranhas, bite you".
thinking that caused most .

LOL!!!! I forgot about that thread...good one winkyee...

 

[Sir Nathan XXI]

:laugh: yeah I dont feel pain to much, got quite used to it at a young age

sports will do that to ya though

 

[SERRAPYGO]

I never seen so much blood gush from myself ever! It took 2 hours to stop the bleeding.

2 hours is nothing when compared to...oh well lets just say its a good thing your a guy...

AHHH! Please Ms. Natt don't go there! ick! ick! (picture in my head. Find my happy place)

 

[Ms_Nattereri]

HAHA!!! You were practically askin for it...