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When vending machines take your money do you...

  • remain calm and look for more change.

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The vending machine down stairs has taken my dollar in change for the last time. I believe its within my civil rights to go beat the hell out of that machine for stealing from me
 

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my roomate just got one of those telescoping beat down clubs... plus i have an m16, m14 and my sword in my room but no bat... so i think im just go going to stab the hell out of it.
 

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BDKing- When I read this thread I started laughing. Just at the site of human versus machine in 'combat'. Its just hilarious. Do you actually think your going to hurt the machine by 'beating' it up? It seems to me that this has happened more than once. Which brings me to my next thought, dont you learn from your mistakes? If you know a machine is bound to take your money from past experiences, DONT USE IT!!! Or else youll just get all mad and want to fight it. Which would be a funny site for people to see. As for your civil rights...no where does it say in the law books "If a vending machine takes a persons money and doesnt give them their product, they have every right to beat it up". In fact I think that you can get a lawsuit put on you if you damage it badly and get caught. So Id think twice before stabbing the machine!
 

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Well i was trying to get a bottle of Dasani water and instead had to settle for a can from the other machine.. First of all, what is with this water in a can.. I feel like im in Space Balls the movie. Secondly, i thought after 2 weeks that $%#@^@#$ #$%@#^^@#$ would have been fixed but It appears that the machine has out witted me again.
 

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Water in a can?! They make that?!? Oh man someone stole my idea. I always thought that would be funny to have water in a can.
 

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Yeah I know its crazy, I dont know why they would do such a thing. I like to hear that carbonated pop when I open a can and it just isnt there with water.
 

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Hey X, not to get to far off topic but "The Dude" is in my Avatar or that is what my mom has named my brandtii anyway. This same Brandtii appears in your Piranha INFO pages, although the picture came from a previous owner it is the same fish just for the record.
 

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i say shake the b**ch till everthing falls out it happens to us at work, nothing like taking a break at work to get ripped off
i would do four sets of ten and call it your chest incline workout for the day
 

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You people sometimes worry me. ITS A MACHINE!!! If it takes your money oh well...the most you could lose out of a lil machine like is a dollar or more if you dont learn from your mistakes. Beating it up wont do you any good, youll just end up hurting yourself.
 

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You people sometimes worry me. ITS A MACHINE!!! If it takes your money oh well...the most you could lose out of a lil machine like is a dollar or more if you dont learn from your mistakes. Beating it up wont do you any good, youll just end up hurting yourself.
oh yea, then how can you explain why the machine mocks us with the "thank you, have a nice day" crap.....it knows its taking our money and won't give us our water
....next thing you know, we're doing some matrix stunt $#!t on the machine
 

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No vending machine that I ever saw [and theyre everywhere here] ever said thank you!! You east coast people have 'polite' vending machines...thats funny
 

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Ms_Nattereri said:
No vending machine that I ever saw [and theyre everywhere here] ever said thank you!! You east coast people have 'polite' vending machines...thats funny
why must we fight about east coast and west coast....why do i have to be referred to as "east coast" couldn't i be referred to as south central since VA is considered a part of the south?
.....so "EAST SIDEEEEEEE"
 

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I usually just stomp the damn thing until either my money comes back, or the object I wanted slips out after all.
Works magic, and a good way to release your temper
 

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Yeah right, have you ever put a 20 dollar bill in a change machine! what are you supposed to do with 80 quaters
 

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ever tried asking the guy in charge of the machine for your money back?

It usually works for me
 

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BDKing57 said:
Yeah right, have you ever put a 20 dollar bill in a change machine! what are you supposed to do with 80 quaters
Eeeeh, no, I'm not stupid

I know those machines are greedy bastards, so all they get is small change


And Innes: it's much more fun kicking that damn machine's ass before asking a refund at the counter
 
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