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Well... I went into my part about V-day being a BULLSHIT hallmark holiday, and how I don't need a greeting card company to tell me what to feel on a certain day, and how to express it with my current girlfriend... However all I got was an EVIL glare...

So I guess I'll buy her some flowers, and take her out to dinner... then have my way with her ASS for payback!!!!

Thats my speil... Dinner, Flowers, and ANAL!!!!

Hope that helps!!!

BTW your avatar KILLS ME!!!
 

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wha i totaly forgot... hmmm gotta brainstorm something half decent....
 

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feb already, damn i dislike that holiday. now april fools now thats a day that should be one if it is then ok but x-mas is the top holiday. the only holidays i know is holloween and x-mas, holloween i love to put on a old hockey mask and take my machete out and scare the sh*t outta on-coming cars. that or start the chainsaw up and make the little kids piss thier pants.
 

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valentine's day isn't a holiday...if it were, we wouldn't have to go to school on that day. it's more of a...celebrated day
 

· I Have No Fish but I Have Japanese Girls On My Ava
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What to get your wife on Valentines??.. an argument!!! Then after that, make up the next day or so.


There are 5 times in a year, where you break up with your significant other... Valentines, B-day, Anniversaries, Christmas, and if she's a mother... Mother's Day!! Best way to avoid giving presents and saving you alot of $$$

Im gonna get flamed from the females because of this.
 

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RhomZilla said:
What to get your wife on Valentines??.. an argument!!! Then after that, make up the next day or so.


There are 5 times in a year, where you break up with your significant other... Valentines, B-day, Anniversaries, Christmas, and if she's a mother... Mother's Day!! Best way to avoid giving presents and saving you alot of $$$

Im gonna get flamed from the females because of this.:rasp:
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i suppose you wont be gettin any nookie from cherrie any time soon.
 

· G'Dam Mudda Fokka
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RhomZilla said:
What to get your wife on Valentines??.. an argument!!! Then after that, make up the next day or so.


There are 5 times in a year, where you break up with your significant other... Valentines, B-day, Anniversaries, Christmas, and if she's a mother... Mother's Day!! Best way to avoid giving presents and saving you alot of $$$

Im gonna get flamed from the females because of this.:rasp:
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no flaming here ... you made me laugh instead ... but if a certain someone gets some ideas from you ... then you better watch out
 

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RhomZilla said:
What to get your wife on Valentines??.. an argument!!! Then after that, make up the next day or so.


There are 5 times in a year, where you break up with your significant other... Valentines, B-day, Anniversaries, Christmas, and if she's a mother... Mother's Day!! Best way to avoid giving presents and saving you alot of $$$

Im gonna get flamed from the females because of this.:rasp:
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Thats a lot of make up sex for you. Cause we all know you f*ck up more times than just those holidays/celebrated days.
 

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I used to do this every year. Id go and buy some construction paper and make a crazy card filled with hearts and whatnot. Then put a poem I wrote in it. It may seem kinda mushy and sh*t but one, its virtually free, you cant f*ck it up because it came from the heart and blah blah blah, she will think of it as more special because it appears to have all kinds of effort put in it, she will keep it in her purse and everytime she sees it at work she will come home and drop down, she will show all her girlfriends and gloat how she has the most sensetive guy ever, (this is the real gift, the gift of giving her something to brag and show off about). Anyway you cant f*ck it up. Even if its completly retarded she will think its "cute". Happy cuting and make sure you spell "Valentines" right.
 

· I Have No Fish but I Have Japanese Girls On My Ava
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Ms_Nattereri said:
Thats a lot of make up sex for you. Cause we all know you f*ck up more times than just those holidays/celebrated days.
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See this is what I mean and WHY I made my statements. You females always try and find some way to freak'in turn the tables around


OK OK.. back to the question. Instead of getting her something.. what about getting something for yourself. Get Viagra. Instant score for you and a treat for her.
 
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