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This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of
all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived
as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes
really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next
day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down
to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive
smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his
wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that
she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He
asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove
to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to
do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint
can and they said...."FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!"

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A blonde goes for an interview and the first question she
was asked is her age. There is a short pause as she counts
on her fingers.... "22."

"Ok, what's your name?" Again there is a short pause as she
bobs her head back and forth.... "Anita."

The interviewer is puzzled. "Ok, I undertand the counting
on your fingers for your age, but what's with the head
bobbing when I asked your name?"

"Oh, you know... Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to
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Damn, that would be sad if these people really did exsist...
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Last time I ever tell you guys a secret...sheesh!!
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