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These are a few that make me chuckle.....

(about Park Ji Sung)
Park, Park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your country,
it could be worse , you could be scouse,
Eating rats in yer council house.

(About Leeds)
Leeds, Leeds wherever you may be
You played up in the wrong country
Chased round town by the turkish lads
You ended up in shish kebabs.

(The scousers)
In yer liverpool slums,
you search through the dustbins for somethin to eat
you find a dead rat and you think its a treat,
in yer liverpool slums,
Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick
You cant get a job coz your so f*ckin thick
In yer liverpool slums.
 

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My favourite going round at the moment:

"When the Russian gets poisoned you'll be fucked,
When the Russian gets poisoned you'll be fucked,
When the Russian gets poisoned,
Russian get poisoned,
When the Russian gets poisoned you'll be fucked."


And to Graham Poll:

"World Cup, and you fucked it up!"

About Oba Martins:

"21 or 28
21 or 28
21 or 28
Obafemi Martins"

And finally the old Ameobi song:
"We've got Ameobi,
He's not from Nairobi,
He's from Wallsend,
He's Shearer's friend"

Forgot one, racist, but funny at the time. This was sang to the Fenerbache fans in the UEFA.

"Sing on your prayer mat, you only sing on your prayer mat!"
 

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from upton park to stamford bridge

stick the blue flag up ya arse
 

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mourinhoooooo are you listening
can you keeep our trophy glistening,
we'll be back in may to take it away,
walkin in a fergie wonderland..........

Feeeeeed the scousers
Let them know its christmas time.

Bertie mee said to matt busby
have you heard of the north bank highbury
no said matt you cockney twat
but Ive heard of the stretford enders.

Theres only one arsene wenger,
one arsene wenger,
with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile
wenger is a f*ckin paedophile.

This is how it feels to be City
Thsi is how it feels to be small,
This is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all,
 

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(At rotherham before they made the tivoli all seater, that just ruined the atmosphere)

Forever and ever, we'l follow our team
We are united, we are supreme
We'l never be masterd, by you cockney basterds (replace with whatever team they are playing)
We'l keep the red flag, flying high

This song sung in the hallam fm kop is increeible

You fill up my senses
like a gallon of magnet
Like a packet of woodbines
Like a good pinch of snuff
Like a night out in sheffield
Like a greasy chip butty
like sheffield united
come fill me again
nanananana ooooo!!!!

Well I never felt more like swinging a pig
from Hyde Park flats to Wadsley bridge
United
You caught me swinging a pig
as you do
as you do

FIGHT, FIGHT
Wherever we maybe
We are the famous BBC
We don't give a f*ck
Whoever you maybe
We are the famous BBC

He was only a poor little cockney
His clothes were all taterd and toen
But he made me sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don;t sing anymore!
 

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Saw something on Soccer AM a couple of weeks ago, the Shrewsbury fans singing a song to the tune of the blaydon races. In fact i think they just replaced the word blaydon with shrewsbury. That really pissed me off. The races is a song with a deep history, relating back to the 1850s on tyneside, how dare they nick it, they dont even know what theyre sining about!
 

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Saw something on Soccer AM a couple of weeks ago, the Shrewsbury fans singing a song to the tune of the blaydon races. In fact i think they just replaced the word blaydon with shrewsbury. That really pissed me off. The races is a song with a deep history, relating back to the 1850s on tyneside, how dare they nick it, they dont even know what theyre sining about!
I hate all those chelsea soccer AM inspired chants.

Easy, Easy, Easy - STFU

A special mention to the villa fans yesterday, 'Who are ya , Who are ya ' to Ronaldo all game then he scores 2 goals and they all go quiet.
you bunch of complete numpties
 

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we was running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out
we was running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out
we was running round Tottenham , running round Tottenham
we was running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out

singing ive got a foreskin haven't you
ive got a foreskin haven't you
ive got a foreskin , ive got a foreskin
ive got a foreskin haven't you
 

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Aimed at the ipshit town fans to the tune of the adams family..

Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother
You all f*ck one another, the ipswich family!
we use that for the Millscum Millwall
 

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Just seen this one

and there'll be thousands of Reds,
And we will all have split heads,
Because the fans are all twats in Feyenoord...

He's red, he's white,
He knew that Leeds were shite,
Cantona, Cantona.

David James, Superstar,
Drops more boll*cks than Groblear

In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums.

Neville Neville, You're future's immense,
Neville Neville, You play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad.
 

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I saw my mate the other day,
he said to me he'd seen the white pele,
so I said who is he,
he goes by the name of wayne rooney,
wayne rooney, wayne rooney,
he goes by the name of wayne rooney.

We are the pride of all Europe, The c*ck of the North,
We hate the scousers, The cockneys of course.
We are United without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys,
na na na na na na na na na OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

When were playin in your town,
get yourselves to that football ground
take a lesson and you will see
football taught by matt busby
oh Manchester, Manchester United,
a bunch of bouncing busby babes
they deserve to be knighted.

What a friend we have in jesus,
he's our saviour from afar,
what a friend we have in jesus,
and his name is Cantona,
ooh aaaaaaah Cantona
ooh aaaaaaah Cantona
ooh aah, ooh aah, ooh aah, Cantonaaaaaaaaa.
 

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Scousers xmas song

To the tune of "mistletoe and wine"

Christmas time, drunkenness and crime,

Children playing - in filth and grime,

With cars all on fire - loot under the tree

Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally,

It's a time now for stealing, a time for receiving,

Knocked-off gear - oh worra great feelin

Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free,

Just like our lecky, - gas and TV

Christmas time, p*ssed all the time

Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine

Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear

It's great getting p*ssed - on some other bloke's beer

Its a time now for drinkin - six packs of Stella

Dat yer got down the backs - from some dodgy Fella

Christmas is sound - Christmas is best

God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS

Christmas time - time to joy-ride

Then go and visit - family inside

With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff

This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough

So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city

You may just know why - the streets look so sh*tty

So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals

But don't drive too slow - or we'll pinch all four wheels
 

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Watfords song...

Yellow army.Yellow army.
Yellow army.Yellow army.
Yellow army.Yellow army.
Yellow army.Yellow army.
Yellow army.Yellow army.
Yellow army.Yellow army.
Yellow army.Yellow army.
Yellow army.Yellow army.

i think you get the idea.quite catchy isnt it !!!!!!! NOT
 
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