Ya know, she's never going away. There's just too much money invested in making this product marketable. She's just a below-average performer with a famous name that the studios and M-tv have "created" for the purpose of acquiring 13 year-old girl's money.
Not content to woo the world with just her pink bits (or green bits if we're operating by night vision), Paris Hilton has launched a record label. Voted Best Celebrity DJ at some awards (we don't know what they were, as we don't really care) some time ago, it seems she's keen to - just like Millsy - fast track a career in music. Her debut album, co-produced by Lil Jon and JC Chasez of N'Sync, has been given working title of Screwed. And, just when you think the music scene has suffered enough just by mention of the above, she has to go and call her stupid label Heiress. With any luck Heiress will be a little more credible than its owner, without having to f*ck over the little guys (no pun intended). Launch party is this Friday, but don't stand by your letterbox waiting for an invite.