[KumbiaQueens]

I'm sayin its being made especially for Karen because she'll jump out and tell me random laws she's heard of...well.... I was wondering if anyone else had their own random state laws. I'm sure Karen will intrigue us with her list of many...

 

[cfr3]

This is not a state law but is extremely bizzare/funny. I have a friend that claims it was legal to take a piss anywhere outside at his school. This has been a source of great humor to Xenon and I.

 

[WebHostExpert]

humm its against the law to have anal sex or oral sex here. pissing in public is also one. I know its illegal to have sex on the hood of your car. did three nights for that lol.
MAD

 

[Xenon]

This is not a state law but is extremely bizzare/funny. I have a friend that claims it was legal to take a piss anywhere outside at his school. This has been a source of great humor to Xenon and I.

This school is in Virginia, apparently its encouraged to whip your junk out whenever you please.

 

[Sir Nathan XXI]

humm its against the law to have anal sex or oral sex here. pissing in public is also one. I know its illegal to have sex on the hood of your car. did three nights for that lol.
MAD

I would love to see how politicians put that into writting, that would be funny shibby, what state? I may look that one up and copy it here

 

[Ms_Nattereri]

To check your state's funniest/dumbest law's go to http://www.dumblaws.com/index.html Some of the laws you posted above are in here too...its quite funny! I forget which state it is but its illegal to tie up your PET aligator to a fire hydrant. Also, in Stafford County it is LEGAL to beat your wife on the Court House steps before 8:00pm...

such a shame how these laws are written.

 

[WebHostExpert]

yeah its michigan, here another one. you will go to jail if you cuss in front of a woman or child. lol
MAD

 

[ProdigalMarine]

This is not a state law but is extremely bizzare/funny. I have a friend that claims it was legal to take a piss anywhere outside at his school. This has been a source of great humor to Xenon and I.

This school is in Virginia, apparently its encouraged to whip your junk out whenever you please.

...TC williams?
...annadale?
...jeb stuart?
...falls church hs?

...which high school?....cuz i remember if i had to pee outdoors, just run to the side of the building or behind of them trailors

 

[bobme]

sh*t, i swear all the time.

 

[KumbiaQueens]

it was only a mere amount of time before karen shared the website. i believe its california law that states its illegal for pets to mate a certain distance from a school building, or some weird sh*t like that...

 

[bobme]

it was only a mere amount of time before karen shared the website. i believe its california law that states its illegal for pets to mate a certain distance from a school building, or some weird sh*t like that...

its the no car can go faster then 60 MPH with out a driver

 

[Judazzz]

A couple of my favorites:

From San Francisco (supposedly such a liberal city, lol):
- Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

From Los Angeles:
- It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

Utah State law:
- It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them. - What the f*ck?!?!?!?
- You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol. - Sad, sad, sad (even for Mormon country)......
- It is considered an offense to hunt whales. - Whales in frickin' Utah?!?!?!?!? Man, that place is drier than the Sahara.....

Well, what to say? "Only in America", I guess

Oh, and some from the Netherlands (also taken from dumblaws.com:
- It is legal to smoke pot, buy it, or have less than 5 grams with you.
- Prostitution is legal but the prostitutes must pay taxes like any other business.

 

[Sir Nathan XXI]

I looked at some of the stuff on that site, that stuff cannot be true, like you cannot be arrested on Sunday in OH, thats a bunch of bull

 

[Judazzz]

Of course many of those so-called laws are crap (probably written down once, a long time ago...), but that doesn't make them less hilarious.

 

[Xenon]

That is where the "Rule of Thumb" came from. A husband could only beat his children/wife with a stick thinner than the diameter of his thumb. Hence, the "Rule of Thumb"

 

[Innes]

Some from England

Country laws:

*All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
*It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).
*Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
*It is illegal to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks (enacted by Edward VI)
*Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.
*A bed may not be hung out of a window.
*It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
*Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
*Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
*If a steam locomotive is driven on roads, a man must walk in front of the vehicle with a red flag during the day and a red lantern at night to warn passersby.
*All steam locomotives are limited to 4mph on roads. *You may not make out in public.
*A license is required to keep a lunatic.
*Damaging the grass is illegal.
*Jesuits, Seminary Priests and other suchlike disobedient Persons must be banished.

City Laws:

*Chester - You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
*Hereford - You may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close.
*London - Companies may vote in local elections.
*York - Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.

But my all time fave is this one from Liverpool:

It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

 

[Outie]

Kenosha

No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.

lol, just imagine that sir i see you have a boner your under arrest. Who the hell would even be looking for something like that?

 

[Innes]

lol, just imagine that sir i see you have a boner your under arrest. Who the hell would even be looking for something like that?

Bobme&Marco

 

[phantom45f]

MAD,
How did you get caught having sex on the hood of your car?????????????

 

[thePACK]

lol, just imagine that sir i see you have a boner your under arrest. Who the hell would even be looking for something like that?

Bobme&Marco

together holding hands