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hi i just wanted to ask some questions

1 - does everybody run out of school exactly when the bell rings? like in movies/cartoons?

2 - have you ever seen a police chase like on americas wildest police chases

3 - does everyone own a gun

4 - do the newspaper boys throw the newspaper at your door, and you come out and shake a fist at them

5 - is america really that fat

6 - does everyone always smile

7 - does evryone have a american flag outside their house?

just wondering
 

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seriously????
1.no 2.no 3.no 4.no 5.no 6.no 7.no
me personally, If I were in school I'd run out as soon as the bell rings -
I've never seen a police chase.... I saw a wild chase w/ about 4 DNR trucks and some snaggers - I own several guns - No one has ever thrown a newspaper at my door, that I can remember - I'm not fat - Im not smiling right now, but most of the time I am - I don't have a flag outside my house, maybe someday I'll put one up though
 

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1) no we dont run out, but we do hurry off, the less time at school the better!

2) Yes i have seen a police chase like that.--mostly a city thing though

3) no everyone doesnt own a gun, some people are scared of guns and depend on the police to "magically" show up when they are being attacked in their home.

4) I was a newspaper boy at one time, i would run up to the doors and drop the paper. Rolling the paper and throwing it is too much work.

5) Yes we are fat fucks.


6) smile? where did you get that from? i smile at the nice lookin bitches


7) no. actually not too many do.
 

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pamonster said:
1- Yes
2- Yes
3- Yes
4- Yes
5- Yes
6- Yes
7- Yes
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hmmmmmmmm i knew it
 

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to #5 - Yes, a whole bunch of fat people - too many lazy fucks addicted to Mickey D's and Twinkies..
 

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spiderman2099uk said:
hi i just wanted to ask some questions

1 - does everybody run out of school exactly when the bell rings? like in movies/cartoons?

2 - have you ever seen a police chase like on americas wildest police chases

3 - does everyone own a gun

4 - do the newspaper boys throw the newspaper at your door, and you come out and shake a fist at them

5 - is america really that fat

6 - does everyone always smile

7 - does evryone have a american flag outside their house?

just wondering
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america is very diverse.... you can't really typify us. its like saying all french people are rude and obnoxious (however when i went to france... um... they were)

1. no, not always... usually in public schools though it is more apt to happen.

2. nope, but i've had friends who have been IN them.


3. no... however i do.


4. wtf? ummmm no.

5. hey, i've seen my share of fat europeans and canadians... but there tend to be more truely obese people in america.

6. HAHAHAHAHA hell no. just got to a fast food restaurant during lunch rush. good luck getting a smile out of the harried workers there.

7. naaaah... in fact, my parents neighbor flies a confederate flag
 

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hey i got some questions for u then:

1. why do u guys not brush your teeth???

2. why does David Beckham sound like he has his balls cut off?

3. whats up with the warm beer?

4. does it rain every day?

5. if i show u guys what a grill is will u stop boiling your food?

6. cricket, do u guys even understand it?

7. what is the deal wiht soccer (football)? how is 1-0 exciting or even a tie.
as for your questions:
1. no
2. yes
3. nope not big on guns
4. i'm lucky if my paper is on the right street
5. at my school there r not that many fat people
6.never herd of that one but uh...no i dont smile all the time
7. yep got my american flag out side. (grandfather fought for it might as well show it)
 
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spiderman2099uk said:
hi i just wanted to ask some questions

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1) It's a little more organized than that -in most schools.
2) Yes, police chases occur regularly, I have watched several go by.
3) see edit
4) My newspaper guy drives by in a car and drops the newspaper in a puddle.
5) Yes, America has an obesity epidemic that's getting worse by the year.
6) No, we don't always smile.
7) Not always, but on some holidays many houses display their flag

[EDIT] Here is a site that claims one-third of American households have a gun and one -quarter of all Americans own firearms: http://www.banhandgunsnow.org/surveys/owns.html
 

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hey i got some questions for u then:
1. why do u guys not brush your teeth???
2. why does David Beckham sound like he has his balls cut off?
3. whats up with the warm beer?
4. does it rain every day?
5. if i show u guys what a grill is will u stop boiling your food?
6. cricket, do u guys even understand it?
7. what is the deal wiht soccer (football)? how is 1-0 exciting or even a tie.

1 - i brush my teeth, what made u ask that question???

2 - david beckham does sound like that he's very retarded... bless

3 - warm beer? lol ive never heard of that, altho i have drank it... ewww

4 - yes it rains most days! summer you'll be lucky if u can go two weeks with out the wet stuff!

5 - we grill our food, we have boiled potato's, and thats about all i can think of.

6 - i a bit about cricket, but i believe it to be the worst sport ever.... it sucks

7 - 1 - 0 is usally not exciting, some games are great to watch othhers not. uk is football country we r very passionate about it, just like america is passionate about american football, baseball and hot dogs.
 

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1 - No. The teacher(s) will beat your ass.

2 - I've seen many police chases.

3 - No. I don't own one at the moment, I do own alot of large knives.

4 -


5 - America's obesity is growing, much like other parts of the World including the EU.

6 - No. But its nice that some do though.

7 - No.
 

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1 - No

2 - Yes

3 - Around here most people own and carry. All of my family and friends own and most carry.

4 - No

5 - Do you mean lots of fat people? If so yes.

6 - No

7 - No, but there are a lot around here.
 

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1. no
2. yes, they happen daily all over
3. no, not everyone
4. no, we have mail boxes or a paper cubby
5. yes some places (trailer parks is a good place to find fattys)
6. no, some people in cali have permagrins from too much surgery
7. yes, I do proudly

where did you come up w/ these particular Q's

damn brainwashing
 

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spiderman2099uk said:
hi i just wanted to ask some questions

1 - does everybody run out of school exactly when the bell rings? like in movies/cartoons?
no we dont run... we usually just walk casually out of school, but some of the guys who think they are cool will sprint out.

2 - have you ever seen a police chase like on americas wildest police chases
once, they zoomed by me.

3 - does everyone own a gun
no

4 - do the newspaper boys throw the newspaper at your door, and you come out and shake a fist at them
never happend to me, but my paperboy is a p*ssy f****t, he gets him mom to drive him around.

5 - is america really that fat
yes, there are a lot of overweight people here. consumer whores

6 - does everyone always smile
no, nobody really smiles that much. most people here are ignorant assholes.

7 - does evryone have a american flag outside their house?
most people do... my dad does, but i wish he would take it down

just wondering
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I'm not even a yank and this thread pisses me off.

How about this you f*cking generalizing british bastard:

i) Do you eat tea and crumpets every day?
ii) Do you f*cking say "Jolly Good" and "Cheerio Old Boy"?
iii) Are your teeth THAT bad?

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1. why do u guys not brush your teeth???
2. why does David Beckham sound like he has his balls cut off?
3. whats up with the warm beer?
4. does it rain every day?
5. if i show u guys what a grill is will u stop boiling your food?
6. cricket, do u guys even understand it?
7. what is the deal wiht soccer (football)? how is 1-0 exciting or even a tie.
1) mine are clean
2)i expect his balls have been cut off, he's a bloody embarrasment!
3)who the hell drinks warm beer?
4)about 360 days of the year!
5)we boil our veg, thats about it
6)very easy to understand, crap to play
7)sometimes lower scoring games are the best, it means the teams are more evenly matched and it brings out the best in them.

i) Do you eat tea and crumpets every day?
ii) Do you f*cking say "Jolly Good" and "Cheerio Old Boy"?
iii) Are your teeth THAT bad?
1)drink tea every day, eat crumpets every now and again
2)i slip "jolly" and "cheerio" into to odd sentence
3)where's all this teeth stuff coming from?
 
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