[Lyle]

I'm building a 240 gallon tank to be the future home of a large shoal of hopefully breeding golds. I will be accepting donations in exchange for future babies. Here is the scale:

$1-$50 - one future baby for every $2 invested

$51-$100 - one future baby for every $1.50 invested

$101-$200 - one future baby for every $1.25 invested

$201-$400 - one future baby for every $1 invested

$401-$750 - one future baby for every $.50 invested

$750-$1000 - one future baby for every $.25 invested

For Example: you send me $100. First time they breed, you get 70 babies in the mail.

You send me $300. First time they breed, you get 300 babies in the mail.

You send me $1,000: First 5-7 times they breed, you get the entire stock.

This is FIRST COME FIRST SERVE, SO GET IN ON THIS WHILE YOU CAN

Limit is $1,200. That is cost to build and stock tank.

Although I don't expect any takers, I won't turn anyone away if they wish to do this

**ULTRA SPECIAL, THIS YEAR ONLY** Send me a check for $1,200 and I will send you the first 15 batches of babies. That could be up to 15,000 fry or more!!! Re-sell them at $5 each and make $75,000!!!

I'll even throw in free overnight shipping for this deal if you also send me nekked pictures of your girlfriend to get my gold's in the mood...

 

[Xenon]

I'll even throw in free overnight shipping for this deal if you also send me nekked pictures of your girlfriend to get my gold's in the mood...

You can foward those pictures to me as well.

 

[bobme]

Hmmm gee i wounder what i can do with a 500 gal tank

 

[CHUD]

wow! what a deal! must be a limited time offer! act now

 

[SnowCichlid.]

yeah that sounds all fine and dandy Lyle, but you dont even have any fish ready to breed yet and how do you know they will?, Do you have any experience?

 

[bobme]

i still dont see how this works

 

[Lyle]

This post is of course me very bored at work...but I do have a lot of aquarium experience, so I'm hoping to get some breeders

Plus, I've read every post about breeding Pirahnas, so I'm virtually an expert already

 

[Judazzz]

I'm building a 240 gallon tank to be the future home of a large shoal of hopefully breeding golds.

Just wondering (just like SnowCichlid): what will happen if they don't breed....? Do you have a money-back guarantee in case it doesn't work out, or something similar?

 

[Croz]

yea well my check is in the mail how could i say NO!. i don't think it would be worth it build a 240g its cheaper to buy one but with bobme's tank at 500g its worth it for him to build. just saying.

 

[Innes]

Yeah, I'll send you all my money so you can buy some piranhas, Thats a great idea, why didn't I think of it?

*note this post is sarcastic*

 

[piranha 13]

What if they dont breed???? Then we will have given away all of our money.

 

[Lyle]

Better odds than LV or Reno. LOL. As far as building it goes, I can put together a 240 plexi drilled with a 55 gallon wet dry, 4 8' bulbs above, stand, canopy, gravel, heating, pumps, EVERYTHING but fish for under $1,000. Plus I get the satisfaction of doing it myself. That is pretty reasonable I think

 

[unxchange]

Although no one has sent you money yet... it sounds like a great deal if you have a bunch of fish friends that can trust you.