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5 TIME CHAMPS
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>((((((((ring-g-g-g-g)))))))))))
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>***pick up***
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>"Hello?"
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>"Hi, honey, this is Daddy," .... "Is your Mommy near the phone?"
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>"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"
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>After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,
>honey!"
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>"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now!"
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>"Uh, Okay, then......here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run
>upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank
>that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."
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>"Okay, Daddy!"
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>A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did
>what you said, Daddy."
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>"And what happened?" he asks.
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>"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
>around screaming, then she tripped o! ver the rug and went flying out the
>front window and now she's all dead."
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>"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
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>"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he
>jumped out the back window into the swimming pool.....but he must have
>forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the
>bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."
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>***long pause***
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>Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039???
>
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