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· joey'd is da man
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What can you do?

I can juggle 4 balls in a few differant patterns, and also 3 in quite a few ways.

but other than that I have no talants


what can you guys do?
 

· G'Dam Mudda Fokka
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I can make myself disappear...
Comes in handy when I'm being bugged by people who bother me...
 

· Beautiful One
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thePACK said:
get drunk and fall all over the place...
I did this quite often and I would laugh at everyone and they would laugh right back at me. Good times good times, but I gave up partying.
 

· 5 TIME CHAMPS
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Cliff Clavin, of Cheers One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of
buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is
hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
speed and health of the
whole group keeps improving by the regular killing
of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can only
operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as
we know, kills brain
cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates
the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient
machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few
beers."
Cheers...
 

· joey'd is da man
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lol - thats quite an impressive thorey, I might try it sometime
 

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tying a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue (girls dig that)
and being able to twist to the left and make a very loud snapping noise in my back with the titanium rods back there. scares the crap out of everyone and they think I just broke somethin' ha ha ha ....
 

· joey'd is da man
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Yeah so - it sounds a good trick

I don't want pics of him naked or anything
 

· G'Dam Mudda Fokka
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The cherry stem trick is done all in the mouth. If you want pictures of it, all you'd see is the before and after shots...
 

· 5 TIME CHAMPS
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Jonas said:
tying a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue (girls dig that)
and being able to twist to the left and make a very loud snapping noise in my back with the titanium rods back there. scares the crap out of everyone and they think I just broke somethin' ha ha ha ....
i don't know about tying cherries,but i know about cherry poppin
 

· I Have No Fish but I Have Japanese Girls On My Ava
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thePACK said:
Jonas said:
tying a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue (girls dig that)
and being able to twist to the left and make a very loud snapping noise in my back with the titanium rods back there. scares the crap out of everyone and they think I just broke somethin' ha ha ha ....
i don't know about tying cherries,but i know about cherry poppin
 

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thePACK said:
get drunk and fall all over the place...
That's more or less my best trick as well: get plastered and make an ass out of myself - too bad the most embarrassing stories are usually saved for the next day, when my friends rub them in until I get (literally?) sick of it :sad:


Oh, and I can snap most of my joints at any given moment (that loud cracking noise really freaks people out, LOL), and I can burp the national anthem if necessary
 
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