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Ok here the story some guys down the hall are in it with me and my room mates and last night they trashed our room. We gotta get them back. I need some thing really good these bastards have it coming
 

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i did this this 1nce in the dorms. get a trash can that will hold water. put water, animal scents, beer, and anything else that doesnt smell so lovely. lean it against the door knock.... and tidal wave. when i did it it ruined their carpet and they had to move out of their room for a week to get rid of the smell. for best results do it at night and use the biggest trash can you can find. or just simply dump it under the door whe their sleeping.
 

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piss on a cookie sheet. freeze it. remove the cookie sheet. slide the "pisscicle" under there door... also can be used with other freezable liquids
 

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Buy a baseball bat and a mask and while they're sleeping, smash the door and break their legs with the bat
 

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Take a sh*t in a bag and light if on fire. Put it in front of there door.. knock on the door, when they open it they have to stomp the bag of sh*t out. and get it all over them.
 

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depends how much time you're gunna have...

If you got some time on your hands, put condoms all over the place, but make sure that they're opened, and have some milk mixed with sugar or something to give it some consistancy, and stickyness. Put some of the "solution" in each condom, and just leave them laying around, specially on the door knobs, computer monitor and keyboard, anything that they're really going to touch. Oh, and make sure you put some of the milky sh*t on the outside so they really get grossed out!
 

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put a kipper into a pillow case and hide it in the boiler room, after a few day the whole house will stink and they won't know where it is coming from!!! lol
 

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just get sh*t load of stink bombs that are in glass vials. They are the WORST. Slam em on the door of their room, GUARANTEE to knock them out for a day or 2.
 

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All you need is 3 things:
1. Get a severed, bloody lamb's head from a butcher shop
2. Get a length of really strong twine
3. Get a strong eye loop screw

All you need to do is:
1. Tie the twine around the severed, bloody lamb's head really well
2. Screw the eye loop screw into the ceiling near the front, center of their door
3. Thread the twine from the lamb's head, thru the eye loop in the ceiling, and then tie it to their door knob. Be sure to use the correct length so that when they open the door, the lamb's head gets suspended about face height to whoever's walking out.

You can do this in conjunction with the smelly barrel of liquid crap leaned against the door for an even better effect.
 

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break their toilet and slip them alot of exlax

or get your big male dog get one of your buddys to
jack him off and blow his load all over some cinnamon buns and give it to them

mmm mm warm cinnamon buns they will say
 

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Scrap5000 said:
Be sure to use the correct length so that when they open the door, the lamb's head gets suspended about face height to whoever's walking out.

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if someone did that to me i would seriously have a heart attack...i just thought about what if this happened to me and i got freaked out..damn that would kill them for sure
 

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djcyborg said:
piss on a cookie sheet. freeze it. remove the cookie sheet. slide the "pisscicle" under there door... also can be used with other freezable liquids
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I think is one of the most original and clever ones I've ever heard. I def. have to do this.
 

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break their toilet and slip them alot of exlax
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i like that idea..........ot, instead of breaking it, cover the bowl with a really thin an well put on piece of seran-wrap, the clear kind...........i have done it before, but the person pissed......when they did, the piss just bounced back off..........imagine what it would be like after ex-lax........that would be so sick, sitting in it
 

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take one of those covers from an old vinyl record, bend it open and fill it with shaving cream. then slide the open end under their door and jump on the record cover. shaving cream will be EVERYWHERE

put their cars up on blocks.

put a ping pong ball in the gas tank, every fifteen minutes or so the engine will shut of, then when they call for help, whoever gets there will try it and it will start fine, till fifteen minutes later.

get some nerd to photoshop some gay porn of them and posted it all around.

wrap some fresh shrimp in some pantyhose and place multiple bags around their rooms, good places are.... taped behind the top of curtains, take one of their drawers out and tape it to the bottom of it, unscrew the case to their tv and tape it in there, tape single shrimp behind pictures.

next time they fly, call the airline and cancel their flights, same with hotels, rental cars, doc appts

sign up for free gay porn using their email address or phone number
 

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Ok here the story some guys down the hall are in it with me and my room mates and last night they trashed our room. We gotta get them back. I need some thing really good these bastards have it coming

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Alright, here is what you do. It is the perfect prank! Stealth, cunning, and absolute revenge without them knowing where it came from!

1. Buy a box of pills, doesn't matter what kind. MAKE SURE THAT YOU CAN PULL THEM APART AND EMPTY OUT THE MEDICINE THAT IS INSIDE.

2. Buy a box of powderd RIT dye. The Dark Red or Dark Blue works the best.

3. Fill the empty pills with the RIT dye powder. Fill both sides, but not so much that you can't put the pill back together again.

4. Put the pill back together again so that it looks normal.

5. Unscrew the shower heads in the bathroom

6. Put one pill in each shower head.

7. When the warm water is turned on, they have about 4 mins until the RIT dye will mix with the water giving them a shower of dye.

8. Look for Blue or Red people the next morning.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Coming from a guy that was kicked out of a Christian College for the pranks that were pulled...um....not me...but um....a friend of mine! Yeah...a friend of mine!


Jeffrey
 
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