Little Johnny was sitting in class as the teacher was going
over math problems. She soon calls on Little Johnny to
answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and
you shot one with your gun, how many would be left."
"None," replied Johnny.
"Well that's not correct Johnny, can you tell me why you
choose none," said the teacher.
"Because if you shot one, it will scare the birds and cause
the rest to fly away!"
"Well," said the teacher, "the answer I was looking for is
four, but I like the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now. If there
were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was
licking her ice cream cone, the second was biting the ice
cream cone and the third was sucking on the ice cream cone,
which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking
the ice cream cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring
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Heather invited her mother over for dinner. During the meal,
her mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Heather's
roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of Heather's sexuality and this
only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between
Heather and the roommate than met the eye. Reading her mom's
thoughts, Heather volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Suzy and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Suzy came to Heather and said, "Ever
since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find
the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took
it, do you?"
Heather said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter
just to be sure." So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother,
I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house,
and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the
fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
here for dinner."
Several days later, Heather received a letter from her mother
which read: "Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do'
sleep with Suzy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep
with Suzy. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love,
Mom"
over math problems. She soon calls on Little Johnny to
answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and
you shot one with your gun, how many would be left."
"None," replied Johnny.
"Well that's not correct Johnny, can you tell me why you
choose none," said the teacher.
"Because if you shot one, it will scare the birds and cause
the rest to fly away!"
"Well," said the teacher, "the answer I was looking for is
four, but I like the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now. If there
were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was
licking her ice cream cone, the second was biting the ice
cream cone and the third was sucking on the ice cream cone,
which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking
the ice cream cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring
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Heather invited her mother over for dinner. During the meal,
her mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Heather's
roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of Heather's sexuality and this
only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between
Heather and the roommate than met the eye. Reading her mom's
thoughts, Heather volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Suzy and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Suzy came to Heather and said, "Ever
since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find
the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took
it, do you?"
Heather said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter
just to be sure." So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother,
I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house,
and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the
fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
here for dinner."
Several days later, Heather received a letter from her mother
which read: "Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do'
sleep with Suzy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep
with Suzy. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love,
Mom"
