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5 TIME CHAMPS
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>A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As
>he runs
>away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns
>but
>only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and
>ties
>him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top
>of her,
>kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
>
>While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy
>is an
>escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of
>time in
>jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
>neck. If
>he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells
>you, just
>give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry,
>he'll
>kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
>
>To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
>whispering
>in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked
>if we
>kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
>
>Be strong, honey. I love you, too."....

enjoy and be strong....
 

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.pocketful of sunshine.
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That was hilarious.
 

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rhombeus
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:laugh: thats a good one pack
 

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Beautiful One
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that was funny
 
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