A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders
using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of
lifesaver, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and
flavor. The children began to say:
"Red..................cherry,"
"Yellow...............lemon,"
"Green................lime,"
"Orange...............orange."
Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for
a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Everybody,
spit them out! They're a$shole$!"
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using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of
lifesaver, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and
flavor. The children began to say:
"Red..................cherry,"
"Yellow...............lemon,"
"Green................lime,"
"Orange...............orange."
Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for
a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Everybody,
spit them out! They're a$shole$!"
