Everyday Bear would chase a Rabbit around the forrest. One day while the Bear was chasing the Rabbit, they both stumbled on a sleeping Geanie. The Geanie, furious being awoken, offered to grant them 2 wishes each if they agreed to never fight again. They both agreeded.
Geanie says, "Bear since your bigger, Ill grant you the first wish". The Bear thought about it and said, " I want to have the biggert d*ck in the forrest!!!" *poof* The Bear got his wish. "Rabbit, its your turn." Rabbit says, "I want a motorcycle!" Confused, the Geanie granted the Rabbit's wish anyways. *poof*
"Bear", says the Geanie. "whats your second and final wish?" The Bear said, "I wish all the other bears in the forrest were females!!!" *poof* The Bear got his wish. Geanie asks, "How about you Rabbit?" The rabbit jumped on his motorcycle, rev'd up the engine, peeled out, and yelled.. "I WISH THE BEAR WAS GAY!!!"