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I was at a company today and there secretary's actual job title was "Director of First Impressions". It was on her business card and she also had a small plaque that said this.

What are some other good ones that you have seen or what do you consider yourself?
 

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professional fabric rearrangement technicians...that's what my buds and i at old navy named ourselves a couple years back
 

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any "insert name here" + engineer....everybody can call themselves an enginner....food product engineer= taco bell food server. Or maintenance technician=janitor
 

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diddye said:
any "insert name here" + engineer....everybody can call themselves an enginner....food product engineer= taco bell food server. Or maintenance technician=janitor
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Actually, as far as i know, no one can just call themselves some sort of an engineer. In canada, there is an engineering act in every province that governs the profession of engineers, as they it is a professional designation. Many of the Professional engineering bodies are none to happy about people saying what you just said, or even microsoft and their certified engineer. I think there were actually lawsuits at some point, but i am not sure. I am graduating from a real engineering program in a month, and have heard the speech a bunch of times.
 

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I was a lot technician at Lexus and Cadillac, not too strange, but a technician by definition is one who whose job requires training in a technical process, I WASHED CARS! I could do that when I was 3 with my dad.
 

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I was a lot technician at Lexus and Cadillac, not too strange, but a technician by definition is one who whose job requires training in a technical process, I WASHED CARS! I could do that when I was 3 with my dad.
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My friends has that same job title at BMW and Lexus.
 
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