TOP TEN THINGS IRAQ'S INFORMATION MINISTER (a/k/a "BAGHDAD
BOB) HAS TO SAY ABOUT THE WAR
- David Letterman, The Late Show
10. We're pulling down the statues of Saddam to have them
9. Don't believe that stuff you see on CNN... or NBC, CBS,
ABC, Fox or MSNBC.
8. If you ask me who the winner is, it depends on what
your definition of "is" is.
7. Iraqi television is off the air because we didn't want
you to have to sit through "Becker."
6. Do you know of any job openings for a lying weasel?
5. Wolf Blitzer and I are engaged.
4. Iraqis are in the streets celebrating Cher's 40 fabulous
years in show business.
2. Saddam's not dead -- he's just out with a case of the
1. War? What war?