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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States ******* Special Forces (USRSF).

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These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi,
West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys
will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the
following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by this Friday.


Senior Member
5,336 Posts
you forgot to add montana and idaho to the list... here we have 2 guns per resident, everybody has shot a gun from the age of, or just before walking....and we consiter the military to be a backup for anything we cant handle... and those bastards are responsible for the death of dale

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9,990 Posts
that is great!!!!!!!!!

so on a side note when are they hanging saddam???? televised???
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