Kyle's Mom Is A Big Fat Bxtch! IMO
OK, so my day started out as such...I knew I had a court appearance scheduled today, but my roommate threw my notice away, so I had no idea which court to go to. I got pulled over on a stretch of highway where a couple different districts could have jurisdiction, depending on who pulls you over. Well, after calling any and all possible court locations, I was told by all that I was not in their system. So as a last resort, I go back to the scene of my original infraction (speeding) to try to find a cop posted up so I can ask him where I might have court if I were to get pulled over in the area (kinda wierd, but I had exercised all other options). I find this cop and ask him about my situation, and he tells me it could only be one of a couple different courts, all of which I had already called that morning. So left with no answers, nowhere else to turn, I head home. Well, on the way home, I pass this cop, make a couple turns and boom, hes following me. Im not at all nervous because I havent done anything wrong...so his lights go on, I pull over. He comes to my car and I start asking him about my situation. But hes not trying to hear it. All he knows is Im the bad guy peasant citizen and that he is the almighty cop. Hes like "It could be other cities down further...but we're not talking about that, we're talking about right here." So I answer back "I know WE arent talking about that...IM ASKING YOU." Then hes like "Well, wait til I handle this first, then Ill answer any questions you have." So Im like, "Cool." All the while, his f****t buddy also got out of his car and was like, scanning over the inside of my car, inch by inch, looking for god knows what...Honestly, they way I was being treated made me feel like I was already a criminal, which f*cking pisses me off because I have nothing but traffic violations on my record. So the f****t cop comes back, comes to my window. The other cop gets out again and stands by my passenger door again for some reason. I actually started to think I was going to get arrested or that they were going to search my car when both **** got out. *Side note, in my angered state, I most certainly would have refused permission to search my vehicle since I gave them no impression that my car contained anything illegal...ANYWAYS...he hands me a ticket for a cracked windshield, tells me about the court, phone number, blah blah. Then he goes to walk away and Im like, "Hey, what about those questions I wanted to ask you." Cutting me off, he says "You need to call the court thats in the city where you got the ticket." I go "Thats what Im trying to tell you....but youre not listening to me...." Then Im like "You honestly dont care, do you? You just want me to leave you alone, dont you?" And he basically acknowledged my suspicion and went on his merry, donut eating, tax collecting, citiizen harrassing, f****t ass day. Ive met some cool cops and all, but 95% are in the field because they have 2" dicks and they get to carry an unconcealed gun which make them feel more like men. They are also the type that werent at all cool in high school, so they are taking the route of being a total prick and powertripping for all the times they werent invited to parties. I hate cops. Respond to the thread, hate on me...but let it be known, Im not complaining about my ticket that I got...my windshield is cracked, and I understand that I can and did get a ticket for that. But he didnt have to have the attitude he did, especially since IM THE ONE GETTING PULLED THE f*ck OVER. f****t cops man...I swear...makes me wanna go on a 'spree...and right now, in this moment and time...I totally understand how people are brought to do such things...