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0. HOTEL - My Momma said that she whatten gonna tell

her friend Sharon nothing else, because that HOTEL

everythang she hears.

1. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the

other day, man I was HONOROLL.

2.PLANET - I know this dude who got arrested cause he

got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the

backyard.

3.DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled

out a big needle. He said DISMAY hurt a little.

4.OMELETTE - I should punch you dead in the eye for

what you just said but OMELETTE this one go this time.

5.STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It just makes you

STAIRWAY into space.

6.MOBILE - I went to the store to buy some food, I was

short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.

7.DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but

he hopped DEFENSE and got away.

8. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

9. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today

so AFTERMATH, I'm out.

10. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

11. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, I

got her a DOMINEERING.

12.KENYA - I needed money to the subway, so I axe a

stranger KENYA spare some change.

13.DERANGE - is where da deer and antelope play.

14. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty

points. My coach said DATA boy.

15. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment

office, "Is dis BEWARE I get a job?"

16. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not

DIMENSION smart.(HA!)

17.COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst like

that, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."

18.DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but

eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE
 

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:laugh: Where did you manage to get these?
 

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joey'd is da man
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he got them off lolly sticks
 

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Beautiful One
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right so are we learning the language?
 

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.pocketful of sunshine.
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I know a few years back [about 4/5 years] that California was going to train its teachers to learn the ebonics language. They ended up never doing that, but I think it would have been funny had they learned the 'language' and applied it to the curriculum of the class.
 

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5 TIME CHAMPS
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its taught in oakland
 

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Now when in your life are you ever going to need how to read and write ebonics?? Thats just too funny. I wonder what their books look like for their class..
 

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Maybe thats the ebonics numbering system for ya
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Ms_Nattereri said:
Maybe thats the ebonics numbering system for ya
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alright ..i see you payed attention in ebonics class.hahaha
 

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I passed that class with flying colors
 

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Ms_Nattereri said:
I passed that class with flying colors
you must have been on the honoroll...
 

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I guess there was a time when I was honoroll...
 

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Hey Gargoyle you were in my class too ICEE..
 

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It was all a joke Nate...jeez...you didnt have to go and ruin it...
 
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