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...a short joke...

Cowboys & Indians

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights.

One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'."
 

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If we wanted Muslims exterminated they would have been gone already. We, however, are much more civilized than that. But just look at the fundamentalist Muslims who DO want us, the great satan, gone - Their attempts do nothing but anger us. It's only a matter of time before they awaken the sleeping giant.
 

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Enriqo_Suavez said:
If we wanted Muslims exterminated they would have been gone already. We, however, are much more civilized than that. But just look at the fundamentalist Muslims who DO want us, the great satan, gone - Their attempts do nothing but anger us. It's only a matter of time before they awaken the sleeping giant.
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the sleeping who?? we've been awake for the past 4 years, problem is we have a retard running the country and you can scream "left wing liberal" all you want if it helps you sleep better at night but the bottom line is the rescources spent and wasted on this war could have gone alot further used on bin laden and crew when he did not have world wide muslim support, was not an icon,and when we had him cornered. what exactly have we accomplished in iraq???.....uuuhhhhh the kurds are now free :laugh: who gives a sh*t, f*ck the kurds, f*ck the iraqi people saddam torchered, there were no wmd's there, and now that we have been discredited we have no assistance from the middle east to corner bin laden, and save your pakistan, whofuckistan, or the rest of these two faced half assed nations jiberish, because its all a load of horse crap.

Wesly Clark '08 if you know whats good for you
 

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lets take this one step further. u.s. created muslim extremeism

research: operation cyclone.

many al queada, osama bin laden, and saddam hussein were/still are part of the wonderful CIA
 

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joke was ok...only reason not funny is cuz im muslim...and the other discussion...u think u can simply kick out millions of american muslims out the u.s.a...dont think so and if u did...enjoy the more attacks on the major cities after
 

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syd said:
lets take this one step further. u.s. created muslim extremeism
research: operation cyclone.
many al queada, osama bin laden, and saddam hussein were/still are part of the wonderful CIA
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Not just the US, as most radical groups were (and are) initially formed as a reaction to internal problems, not for the sole purpose of waking up the sleeping giant (god, how cliche can you get
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But that doesn't mean the US did indeed had their share in causing the problems of today (mainly reckless and irresponsible foreign policy, and most importantly a complete lack of vision and thought about the possible consequences of their actions).
Who wants to stick his dick into a hornet's nest, should be prepared to get stung (or actually, should know to get stung...)
 

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syd said:
lets take this one step further. u.s. created muslim extremeism
research: operation cyclone.
many al queada, osama bin laden, and saddam hussein were/still are part of the wonderful CIA
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yep we trained and funded the taliban to fight the russians just to return the favor the russians did for us by funding and supplying the nvc in vietnam, but extremest have been around long before that. we also supported, supplied and funded saddam to fight iran, but now that saddam bit the hand that fed him all of a sudden we feel it was a tragedy that saddam dropped gas on the iranians as well as his own
i love it.
 

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the sleeping who?? we've been awake for the past 4 years, problem is we have a retard running the country and you can scream "left wing liberal" all you want if it helps you sleep better at night but the bottom line is the rescources spent and wasted on this war could have gone alot further used on bin laden and crew when he did not have world wide muslim support, was not an icon,and when we had him cornered. what exactly have we accomplished in iraq???.....uuuhhhhh the kurds are now free :laugh: who gives a sh*t, f*ck the kurds, f*ck the iraqi people saddam torchered, there were no wmd's there, and now that we have been discredited we have no assistance from the middle east to corner bin laden, and save your pakistan, whofuckistan, or the rest of these two faced half assed nations jiberish, because its all a load of horse crap.

Wesly Clark '08 if you know whats good for you
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Nice dude, very nice
 

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joke was ok...only reason not funny is cuz im muslim...and the other discussion...u think u can simply kick out millions of american muslims out the u.s.a...dont think so and if u did...enjoy the more attacks on the major cities after
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hate to bust your bubble, but if the majority of muslim americans so much as looked at us funny,
there would be a televised lynching, if i noticed that everyother federal or state building, banks, schools, ect/whatever, were being targeted and attacked..
it would be open season and there are millions more just like me. no f*cking way in hell will you live here and continuosly attack us on our soil and continue to be allowed to breath
 
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