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5 TIME CHAMPS
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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's
birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after
careful consideration, he decided a pair or gloves would
strike the right note: romantic but not too personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to
Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister
purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping,
the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and
the sweetheart got the panties.

Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package
and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:

'I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit
of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not
been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with
the buttons but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from
showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three
years and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for
me and she looked really smart. I wish I were there to put
them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will
come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you
again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting
them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming
year!'

All my love.
Eric

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a
little fur showing!
:eek:oh2:
 

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rhombeus
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:D :laugh: :laugh: good one
 
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