[hyphen]

man, this sucks.. i fractured my radius and i cant even wipe my ass properly...

 

[Grimreaperman]

damn that sucks ummm ass. no offense but damn that sucks.

 

[hyphen]

gayyy

 

[rchan11]

How did you fracture your radius?

 

[hyphen]

How did you fracture your radius?

[snapback]874338[/snapback]​

while i was skating. i ollied a 4ft gap and my back wheels didnt make it all the way over, it slipped out from under me and i caught my fall with my left hand. but there was so much pressure applied that the radial head [the ball in your elbow joint] cracked.

 

[Grimreaperman]

yeah how did ya.

 

[Grimreaperman]

woops my post was too late, but damn that had to hurt. i broke mine in a bike, now that was a bitch.

 

[MR.FREEZ]

any pain killers you can share

 

[hyphen]

any pain killers you can share

[snapback]874358[/snapback]​

i've got 30 pills of 400mg motrin [pretty weak, my gf has 800mg motrin just for her period cramps]. and i also got 20 pills of 500mg vicodin.

 

[cmsCheerFish]

yah you konw he'll be feeling good with hospital drugs.

 

[ChErRiEliPz510]

Can't you use the other arm to wipe your ass?? or are both arms broken??

 

[Grimreaperman]

tylenol three or morphine is the best i can get though. ibuprofen's weak except only when taken in excess of the recommended 6 pills a day for pain. had a dude take the whole bottle with some beer, bitch was spaced for 4 hours atleast.

 

[hyphen]

yah you konw he'll be feeling good with hospital drugs.

[snapback]874362[/snapback]​

mmmm....meds are gooood...

Can't you use the other arm to wipe your ass?? or are both arms broken??

[snapback]874363[/snapback]​

that's exactly the problem! i never use my right hand to wipe my ass. it feels so...wrong. same with masturbating, i don't masturbate with my right hand!!! hell, i cant even stroke it properly!!!!! ;(((( but that's okay, i'll wait for my gf to help with that.

 

[sKuz]

got a vid?

Since you are out of commission. I recomend going and buying the TOY MACHINE:welcome to helll (CLASSIC crash section) and the second vid they made after that with bam margera before he was all big n famous. Kerry getz kicks bams ass at skating.

 

[hyphen]

no vid. i was by myself just skating to hollywood video to return a dvd. actually had to stash my board cos i couldnt carry it with me.

i'll check that toy machine vid out. im in the process of dling the girl: yeah right vid.

 

[RhomZilla]

Sucks doode... I have a couple of Oxycodones and Morphine (best pain killers there are) but I dont want you getting addicted.

 

[hyphen]

har! yeah my gf has some morphine patches. she got them for her back surgery. i wanna try!!

 

[Grimreaperman]

morphine's the sh*t, shitloads of illusions, i felt like f*ck cloud nine i'm on cloud 999.

 

[KumbiaQueens]

rent a Bidet until you can wipe your ass again ...:laugh:

 

[hyphen]

rent a Bidet until you can wipe your ass again ...:laugh:

[snapback]874405[/snapback]​

that'd be nice...