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In my Ap Lit class we are required to have 10 quotes which we deem to have a significant insight to whatever is related to the quote. They can also be humourous though and just be funny. I need 5 serious, 5 funny or whatever.. If any of you have any favorite quotes, PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME.
 

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Knowledge without experience is just information. Oscar Wilde
 

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What the fool does in the end,
the wise man does in the beginning.
-Spanish Proverb Anonymous Saying of Spanish Origin

Modesty is the citadel of beauty and virtue.
-Demades (B.C. 380-318) Athenian Orator and Poet

Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly.
-Albert Einstein

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak.
-Epictetus (55 AD - 135 AD)

Funny:
Living in a vacuum sucks.
-Adrienne Gusoff
 

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Peter Griffin: Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.
 

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"Go ahead, make my day". Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry movie.
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"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
 

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"At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies."
-P. G. Wodehouse (1881 - 1975), Uneasy Money

Soo true.
 

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"I learned somethin' today. This country was founded by some of the smartest thinkers the world has ever seen. And they knew one thing: that a truly great country can go to war, and at the same time, act like it doesn't want to. You people who are for the war, you need the protesters. Because they make the country look like it's made of sane, caring individuals. And you people who are anti-war, you need these flag-wavers, because, if our whole country was made up of nothing but soft p*ssy protesters, we'd get taken down in a second. That's why the founding fathers decided we should have both. It's called 'having your cake and eating it too'." Cartman
 

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"you gonna bark all day little doggy or you gonna bite?" - reservoir dogs

"im gonna go medieval on your ass, you hear me hillbilly boy?"- pulp fiction
 

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
- Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction (1994)
 

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"i heard some noise comin from my mommas bedroom, went in and found er wit another man....so i took a sling blade...some call it a kaiser blade, I call it a sling blade and hit em in the head wit it.......killed em, then momma sat there sayin WHUD YA KILL JESSIE FER WHUD YA KILL JESSIE FER so I took the sling blade, some call it a kaiser blade and hit er in the head wit it, bout took off her head mmmhmhmhmm" Billy Bob Thornton (Sling blade)
 

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Check my sig.

Also...

"Hatred, which could destroy so much,
never failed to destroy the man who hated,
and this was an immutable law."
--James Baldwin

And...

"Don't sit there and play just
so frank, so straight, so candid,
so thoughtful, so gracious,
so sound, so even-handed.
Don't be so damn benign
and don't waste my f*cking time."
--OK Go (song: Don't Ask Me)
 

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"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with." Dennis Leary

"Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them."
Dennis Leary

Life is a near-death experience
George Carlin
 

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I'm ashamed of you people, you didn't think of this quote from Team America.

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also f*ck assholes. Assholes that just want to sh*t on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can f*ck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they f*ck too much or f*ck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a p*ssy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of sh*t that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us f*ck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in sh*t." -Team America

Kim Jong Il: [after Hans Blix has been fed to sharks] Inspect that, you butt-f*cking mother-f*cker! f*ck you, Hans Bwix, you c*ck f*ck!
 
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