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· joey'd is da man
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is it not the celebration of when Jesus died and came back to life?

although they can't tell what day it is, we celebrate it now.

but nowerdays it is a way to sell chocolate eegs and get kids to paint eegs and dress them as "eegjiptions" and eegvry thing else that you can make into a joke by changing the spelling a little with the word egg.
I am not sure if I am eggsactly right with my easter ideas, but I am eegsited non the less.

These jokes are eegstremely bad
 

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Innes said:
is it not the celebration of when Jesus died and came back to life?

although they can't tell what day it is, we celebrate it now.
Yes. Jesus was killed on Friday and came back to life on Sunday.

I liked your jokes by the way.
 

· I Have No Fish but I Have Japanese Girls On My Ava
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did you never go to school?
Actually in HS I went to 2 different private schools.. got kicked out from both. So I just ended up at 2 different rival HS.

And the only thing I know about Easter is that you cannot eat meat on Fridays. Dont know why.. but I often forget and eat meat anyways.. Thats all :smile:
 

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Innes said:
did you never go to school?
i had a nun for my 3rd grade teacher and after that year i went
 

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Innes said:
NIKE said:
Innes said:
did you never go to school?
i had a nun for my 3rd grade teacher and after that year i went
and the nun never explained Easter?
i'm sure she did but i can't remember 10th grade never mind 3rd grade
 

· .pocketful of sunshine.
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I havent gone to church since '95...however, yes I know what Easter is about, but I think that Hallmark has taken advantage of this celebrated holiday and turned it into the opposite.

Now heres a question for all of you to ponder...why do eggs, chicks [baby chickens], and bunny's represent Easter??
*HINT* Think of the time of the year...
 

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Something I wanted to bring up, think about being crucified................................................

That has to be one of the most agonizing things to go through I could think of

have large nails drove through your 2 hands and feet and having to support your body with those wounds for several days until your finally dehydrate or bleed to death or what not, in the hot sun

what a horrible thing to do to someone, not to mention Jesus
 

· I Have No Fish but I Have Japanese Girls On My Ava
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Sir Nathan XXI said:
Something I wanted to bring up, think about being crucified................................................

That has to be one of the most agonizing things to go through I could think of

have large nails drove through your 2 hands and feet and having to support your body with those wounds for several days until your finally dehydrate or bleed to death or what not, in the hot sun

what a horrible thing to do to someone, not to mention Jesus
Did you know in some countries, they re-enact the same ritual that Jesus went through because they believe that it will help and take away their sins??
 

· Beautiful One
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yeah it has to do with Jesus but someone added bunnies,choclate,and flowers.
 

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when crucified, you die of suffocation, long before dehydration can take effect. The pressure of your outstretched body + gravity make it impossible to breath unless you swivel your nailed-in feet upwards. When your feet/leg muscles give out from supporting your body this way (allegedly like within a day), you suffocate.
 

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when crucified, you die of suffocation, long before dehydration can take effect. The pressure of your outstretched body + gravity make it impossible to breath unless you swivel your nailed-in feet upwards. When your feet/leg muscles give out from supporting your body this way (allegedly like within a day), you suffocate.
I did not know that, thanks


however, its still an awful thing
 
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