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> TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
> 1. Weed.
> 2. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges.
> 3. The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder.
> 4. The local wine doesn't taste like malt vinegar.
> 5. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
> 6. A university with a nude beach.
> 7. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
> 8. If a cop pulls you over, just offer them some of your hash.
> 9. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
> 10. Cannabis.
> >
> TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
> 1. Big Rock between you and B.C.
> 2. Ottawa who?
> 3. Tax is 7 percent instead of approximately 200 percent for
> the rest of the country.
> 4. The Premier is a fat, alcoholic who is easy to make fun of.
> 5. Flames vs. Oilers.
> 6. Stamps vs. Eskies.
> 7. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think
> of.
> 8. You live in the only province that could actually afford to
> be
> it's
> own country.
> 9. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia
> groups.
> 10. You can attempt to murder your rich oil tycoon husband and
> get
> away
> with it.
> >
> TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
> 1. You never run out of wheat.
> 3. Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning.
> 4. Your province is really easy to draw.
> 5. You never have to worry about roll-back if you have a
> standard.
> 6. It takes you two weeks to walk to your neighbor's house.
> 7. YOUR Roughriders survived.
> 8. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
> 9. People will assume you live on a farm.
> 10. Buying a huge John Deere mower makes sense.
> >
> TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
> 1. You wake up one morning to find you suddenly have
> beachfront
> property.
> 2. Amusing town names like "Flin Flon" and "Winnipeg".
> 3. All your local bands make it big and move to Toronto.
> 4. The only province to ever violently rebel against the
> federal
> government.
> 5. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
> 6. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
> 7. You don't need a car, just take the canoe to work.
> 8. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your
> mood.
> 9. Because of your licence plate, you are still friendly even
> when
> you
> cut someone off.
> 10. Pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
> >
> TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
> 1. You live in the center of the universe.
> 2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
> 3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
> 4. There's no such thing as an Ontario Separatist. Separate
> from
> what?
> You are the centre of the universe.
> 5. Your grandparents sold booze to the States during
> Prohibition.
> 6. Lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly
> believe
> it's a cool city.
> 7. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
> 8. Much Music's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave on national
> TV
> for
> a
> dollar.
> 9. Baseball fans park on your front lawn and pee on the side
> of
> your
> house.
> 10. Mike Harris: basically a sober Ralph Klein.
> >
> TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
> 1. Everybody assumes you're an asshole.
> 2. Racism is socially acceptable.
> 3. The only province to ever kidnap federal politicians.
> 4. You can take bets with your friends on which English
> neighbor will move out next.
> 5. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
> 6. The FLQ.
> 7. Your hockey team is made up entirely of dirty French guys
> who
> can't
> skate.
> 8. The province with the oldest, nastiest hookers.
> 9. NON-smokers are the outcasts.
> 10. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo bastards".
> >
> TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
> 1. You are sandwiched between French assholes and drunken
> Celtic
> fiddlers.
> 2. One way or another, the government gets 98 percent of your
> income.
> 3. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
> 4. When listing the provinces, everyone forgets to mention
> yours.
> 5. The economy is based on fish, cows, and ferrying Ontario
> motorists
> to Boston.
> 6. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick.
> 7. You have French people, but they don't want to kill you.
> 8. Everybody has a Grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
> 9. Just as charming as Maine, but with more unemployed
> fishermen.
> 10. You probably live in a small seaside cottage with no
> television.
> >
> TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
> 1. The only place in North America to get bombed in the war by
> a
> moron
> who set amunitions ship on fire. (Halifax Explosion)
> 2.The province is shaped like the male genetalia
> 3. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think
> they
> can.
> 4. If someone asks if you're a Newfie, you are allowed to kick
> their
> ass.
> 5. The local hero is an insane, fiddle playing, sexual pervert
> ****
> 6. The province that produced Rita MacNeil, the world's
> largest
> land
> mammal
> 7 You are the "only" reason Anne Murray makes money.
> 8. You can pretend you have Scottish heritage as an excuse to
> get
> drunk
> and wear a kilt.
> 9. The economy is based on lobster and fiddle music.
> 10. Even though it smells like dead sea animals, Halifax is
> considered
> Canada's most beautiful city.
> >
> TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE ON PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
> 1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still
> got
> the
> big ass bridge
> 2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
> 3. You were probably once an extra on "Road to Avonlea".
> 4. This is where all those tiny red potatoes come from.
> 5. The economy is based on fish, potatoes, and CBC TV shows.
> 6. Tourists arrive, see the "Anne of Green Gables" house, then
> promptly
> leave.
> 7. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
> 8. It doesn't matter to you if Quebec separates.
> 9. You don't share a border with the Americans, or with anyone
> for
> that
> matter.
> 10. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and
> off
> at
> night.
> >
> TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
> 1. The poorest, drunkest province in Confederation.
> 2. If Quebec Separates, you will float off to sea.
> 3. In the rare case when someone moves to the Rock, you can
> make
> them
> kiss a dead cod.
> 4. The economy is based on fish, seafood, and fish-related
> products.
> 5. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
> 6. You & only you understand the meaning of Great Big Sea's
> lyrics.
> 7. The workday is about two hours long.
> 8. You are credited with many great inventions, like the
> solar-powered
> flashlight and the screen door for submarines.
> 9. If someone asks if you're from Cape Breton, you are allowed
> to kick their ass.
> 10. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders on your
> wedding
> day .
 

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i have heard better ones that that about Nova Scotia. Good for a laugh though. Don’t need to wonder where the Americans got all these retarded ideas about Canada. Just read these and you have all the misconceptions you need to make fun of Canada. lol
 

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isn't bad karma to stop a chain letter?
 

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never been there..but san francisco rocks too :
 

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Lucky Luciano said:
The Pack did u watch the game lastnight that really I sucked. Are the Giants playing again 2nite?
yup sucked bad..hate losing to dusty....and yes they play tonite.... we will be victories...
 
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