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Three doctors were sitting around comparing notes on some of their toughest cases.

The first doctor said "I had one whose five fingers on the right hand had all been crushed. He went on to be a great concert pianist."

The second doctor said "I got one who had lost both legs to a hay baler. She went on to win three medals in Field events at the Olympics."

Not to be topped, the third doctor saud "Well I got some stupid son-of-a-bitch who ran down the railroad tracks and crashed head-first into a freight train.
All that was left was an asshole and a ten-gallon hat. And yet, two years ago he was elected president of the United States!"
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Why Latinos Can't Be Terrorists:

1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.

2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.

3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.

4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons
down.

7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before
doing
it.

AND THE FAVORITE.....

10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
 

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To Bush, Xenon is what Monica was to Clinton :rasp:
 

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fishman - I like it, but I'm not latino and it described me!
 

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yeah, it does.
don't you understand?

I'm suggesting that his vested interest in George Bush junior, is sexual and relating to cigars.
 

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