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>>A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
>a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew
>little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper
>for a
>ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a
>She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
>to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the
>than the drunk.
>He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a
>about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was
>very well.
>Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done
>really good job, and the r anch looks great. You should go into town and
>kick up your heels."
>The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
>One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two oclock and no hired
>hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he
>the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
>for him.
>She quietly called him over to her.
>"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
>Trembling, he did as she directed.
>"Now take off my boots."
>He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
>"Now take off my socks."
>He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
>"Now take off my skirt."
>He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
>"Now take off my bra."
>Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the
>Then she looked at him and said,
>"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
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