*Phone rings*
I look at the caller ID it says Number xxx-xxx-xxxx Google.com
Hello?
Hi yes, i am looking for Linda
I think you have the worng number
*hang up*
I think to my self, you "google" being a large business should not hang up on people.
*Call the number back on the caller ID*
Hello?
Yes, you just called me and hung up. What a f*cking bitch you are. You, google, inc. just hanging up on people.
Oh i said good bye.
When? After you hung up the damn phone? Well anyway have a nice day. Good bye
*hang up*
*phone rings*
Hello?
You f*cking jerk, i cant belive you hung up on me!
Well lady, frist I didnt not hang up on you for say, I said have a nice day and good bye, then turned the phone off, Two things you failed to do. But hey, Your google! what the hell do you care about people, or any thing. Damn you guys just made 10 billion bucks over your IPO so what the hell do you care? right? Lame bitch. Oh yea, have a great day, Good bye.
*Phone rings*
Your f*cking jerk! How much money I make has nothing to do with this at all. I cant belive you!
Wow! lady! chill out c*nt! I never said any thing about how much moeny you make or any thing. Just google, the people who you work for.
Yes i do! god damn kid. f*ck you, Good bye
*she hangs up*
*I call the number back*
See lady, you learned some thing today. You learned how to say good bye to people. People like knowing that you said googbye, you know as if you finished your business on the phone? Its a lot better then a hang up. so let me try it for you again "GOODBYE BITCH!"
*hang up*
*Phone rings*
Hello!
You f*cking kid, do you have any idea that you are talking to a human? You know the other end of that phone is a person!!
WOW! GEE LADY! i thought it was my f*cking DOG! Holy COW! Oh yea good bye, f*ck off.
*hang up*
She never called back
