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2 blondes walk into a bar OUCH!!!
you would think one would see it

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
A Blonde's Brain At Work

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

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joey'd is da man
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why do blondes wear knickers?

to keep their ankles warm!

why do blondes wear green lipstick?

because red means stop!

How do you know if a blonde has been on your computer?

Tip-ex on the screen!
 

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Ouch thats harsh!!! :eek:oh2: :look: Your lucky I dont take these things personally!!
 

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G'Dam Mudda Fokka
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There was this blonde who was having one heck of a time putting together this puzzle. She got so frustrated that she called her boyfriend:
Blonde: "BABY!!! I NEED YOUR HELP! THIS PUZZLE IS KILLING ME!"
He replies: Well, what's it supposed to be?
Blonde: "According to the box, its supposed to be a tiger..."
boyfriend: Hold on hun, I'm on the way.
Well, he shows up, and takes a look at this puzzle. He then looks her straight in the face and says: baby, we need to sit down. First, lets get some coffee, then...lets put away the cereal. :D
 

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G'Dam Mudda Fokka
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Its okay...what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?!

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! SHE HAS THE GRENADE IN HER MOUTH!!!!!! *muahahahhhahahahha* Stupid blonde people... :eek:oo: :D :O :rockin: :rasp:
 

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Not all blondes are stupid
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