no feckin way dude I was just positive you still had your cherry! Your one of those guys who wouldn't put out till the chick slipped a ring on your finger in front of the priest and said "I do". You probably wouldn't even do it on the first night either, I know how cautious you are about those things.
no feckin way dude I was just positive you still had your cherry! Your one of those guys who wouldn't put out till the chick slipped a ring on your finger in front of the priest and said "I do". You probably wouldn't even do it on the first night either, I know how cautious you are about those things.
Don't look at me like that! Thoroughbred has to walk the streets daily under constant fear and pressure from women seeking to destroy his treasured chastity. I remember one time, some chick held him up with a gun and was gonna screw him that way, but he told her he had hiv.
in commemoration of my whore-like scale of posting success, I offer tribute to the Founder of it all.
Don't look at me like that! Thoroughbred has to walk the streets daily under constant fear and pressure from women seeking to destroy his treasured chastity. I remember one time, some chick held him up with a gun and was gonna screw him that way, but he told her he had hiv.
in commemoration of my whore-like scale of success, I offer tribute to the Founder of it all.
Yeah, I'm like a Sasquatch, everyone's always trying to find one, they've heard they exist, but no one's ever really seen one for sure.
IMO if there's anyone who's over 20 who hasn't chosen to stay a virgin, but just is because they haven't found a girl who'd sleep with them, brother, you need to lower your standards!!
im the best of both worlds italian and puerto rican
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