piranha45 said:no feckin way dude I was just positive you still had your cherry! Your one of those guys who wouldn't put out till the chick slipped a ring on your finger in front of the priest and said "I do". You probably wouldn't even do it on the first night either, I know how cautious you are about those things.
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!piranha45 said:Don't look at me like that! Thoroughbred has to walk the streets daily under constant fear and pressure from women seeking to destroy his treasured chastity. I remember one time, some chick held him up with a gun and was gonna screw him that way, but he told her he had hiv.
in commemoration of my whore-like scale of success, I offer tribute to the Founder of it all.