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DISPATCHER: 911 what is the state of your emergency?

CALLER: my wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 min apart!!!

DISPATCHER: is this her first child sir?

CALLER: NO you asshole this is her husband!!!

DISPATCHER: 911 what is the state of your emergency?

CALLER: yea ok like bill got hurt yea....

DISPATCHER: who is bill sir?

CALLER: just some dude i know we were playing around and knocked over the tv he cut is keg real bad...like

DISPATCHER:well get someone right over sir

CALLER: (to someone else at the house) "get the keg outa here fast dude"!

DISPATCHER:911

CALLER: yes im having alot of trouble breathing...damn im gonna pass out help....

DISPATCHER:eek:k sir where are you located?

CALLER: im at a pay phone nort and foster ..damn hurry......

DISPATCHER: sir dont worry a ambulance is on the way...are you asthmatic?

CALLER: no....

DISPATCHER: sir what were you doing prior to having trouble breathing?

CALLER: running from the police....

DISPATCHER: nine one one whats the nature of your emergency please?

CALLER: im trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesnt have a eleven button on it!

DISPATCHER: this is nine eleven mam

CALLER: i thought you just said this was nine one one?

DISPATCHER: yes mam nine one one and nine eleven are the same thing

CALLER: look i may be old but im not stupid ok
 

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DISPATCHER:911

CALLER: yes im having alot of trouble breathing...damn im gonna pass out help....

DISPATCHER:eek:k sir where are you located?

CALLER: im at a pay phone nort and foster ..damn hurry......

DISPATCHER: sir dont worry a ambulance is on the way...are you asthmatic?

CALLER: no....

DISPATCHER: sir what were you doing prior to having trouble breathing?

CALLER: running from the police....

hahahah..nice ones
 

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very nice now that kind of stuff is funny
 

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What is becoming of our society these days...
 
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