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"The Dancing Banana Man"
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Name:______________________

City:______________________
State:_____________________
Age:__________ Phone:______________
SSN:_______________

Hair Color:__________
Real Hair Color:____________
Eye Color:___________

Dentures: __________
Weight: _________
Height:___________
Waist Size: __________
Breast or Bra Size: __________

Marital Status:
Married___________
Single______________
Divorced:_________ Other__________

Are Your Breasts Real? ____________
Do You Like Them:
Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________
Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________
Other_____
All of the Above____________

Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________
All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________

Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________

How Often? __________

Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________

p*ssy Size:
Small ________ Medium __________
Large ____________ Extra Large __________

While Screwing Do You:
Faint______ Fart______ Cry______ Moan______
Hum______ Whistle______ Scream_______ Sing_______
Scratch___________ Just Lay There_________
All of the Above_____________________

List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best:
1)______________
2)______________
3)______________

When You Cum Do You:
Wiggle______ Wobble__________
Twist_______ Jerk_________ Scream________
Cry________ Just Start Humping Like Hell___________

What Kind of Screw Do You Like?
Fast_________ Super Fast__________ Slow__________
All Night____________ All Speeds___________

How Many Times? _________________
How Long Do You Like To Screw At
One Interval? ___________________________

If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References
(Not Immediate Family)

Name:______________ Address:______________
Phone:__________

Name:______________ Address:______________
Phone:__________

Would your service be Free of Charge?_______

If Application Is Favorable, And If Not Free,
What Are Your Charges For:

One Night_________ One Hour____________
Muff Burger Special or Blow Job?___________

What Credit Cards Will You Accept?

Master Card_____ VISA______ Am. Express_______
Sears________ JC Penney's___________
All of the Above________ Others_________

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.pocketful of sunshine.
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Wow, bobme you have a lot of time on your hands. Did you just make that up right now??
 

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im offended and this is tastless,take it down &#33
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lol bobme hole in chests in all hes still got that special sense of humor lol
 

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I Have No Fish but I Have Japanese Girls On My Ava
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I wanna print this out and have it stacked in my car... for those "just in case" moments.


Permission to print out BOBme!!
 

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I know a dude who has a palm pilot and a program he desighned on it, that it has the pic of the girl (palm pilot equiped with camera) name, number sizes, all the info, he has about 300 women on file, now thats sad, bad part is 3/4 of them are ugly to decent looking.
 

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.pocketful of sunshine.
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You swear like if I made one for guys that youd fill it out...
 
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