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Three Alabama surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Alabama . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident,

I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England .

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's rear end. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York .
 

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Three Alabama surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Alabama . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident,

I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England .

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's rear end. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York .
 

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that joke is only going to get better whne she tries to run in 08
 

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Is it any coincidence that the State of Arkansas provided us with a first couple whose names are Hill and Billy?
 
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