A pointless but ultimately entertaining read

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elTwitcho

Discussion Starter · Jan 31, 2005

Found this while avoiding work this afternoon. It's pretty damn funny, and fairly long winded. Basically if you find the below quote humorous, you'd like the rest of the story, otherwise you're probably wasting your time on something you won't enjoy.

"So....." she says, "they're evil because they're shaped different than you?"

"Shut your Whine Valve. Didn't you see the cutscenes? These guys are The Covenant and that's what they are, evil. They're a race of evils. A long time ago on their planet there was probably an evil alien caveman and an evil alien cavewoman and they mated and had evil alien kids and over time everybody else died out. It's like the Orcs in Lord of the Rings. They're evil because that's what they are. Frodo's sword didn't light up to warn that evil orcs were near. It lit up for any orcs. And the sword was right. You tellin' me you'd pet a pit bull as quick as you would a kitty cat? Of course not."

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/halo2.html

I liked it, some of you might not.

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killerbee

· #2 · Jan 31, 2005

I read the whole thing, even though some of it was disturbing, it was funny at the same time

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WolfFish

· #3 · Jan 31, 2005

"It wouldn't do much good," John replied, "due to my enormous erection. The erection I get from murder."

[/QUOTE]"They hesitate to kills you when they thinks you're a girl," reasons John. "So I'll have to pretend to be girly on the headset. You know, be all stupid and stuff

ithis stuff is da filthy, its hilarious

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shutter13

· #4 · Feb 1, 2005

funny as hell....

<3 halo2..... im gonna play in about 20 minutes..... its so mother f*cking GOOD

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Enriqo_Suavez

· #5 · Feb 1, 2005

That article was pretty funny most of the time, but it was kind of weird....

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Death in #'s

· #6 · Feb 1, 2005

:rasp: dam get back to work

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elTwitcho

Discussion Starter · #7 · Feb 1, 2005

I'm surprised anyone else would go through the whole thing, it was definately odd but funny in a completely off the wall retarded way.

Death, they're not paying me 16.50 an hour to... oh sh*t wait

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mori0174

· #8 · Feb 1, 2005

well the quote isnt funny, so i wont bother.

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Jebus

· #9 · Feb 1, 2005

This last comment confused me, and then I realized that by "The Bomb" John was not talking about the Nuclear Bomb that had haunted our childhoods, but rather the prototype chemical weapon developed by a secret Pentagon program that would cause enemy troops to become inflamed with homosexual lust for each other. No sh*t.

LOL they should use that bomb in IRAQ.

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Fido

· #10 · Feb 1, 2005

mori0174 said:
well the quote isnt funny, so i wont bother.

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eh :nod:

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