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young boy went up to his father and asked him,

"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered,

"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with

Brad Pitt for a million dollars."

"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with

Brad Pitt for a million dollars", and then, ask

your brother "if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for

a million dollars. Come back and tell me what

you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could

really use that money to fix up the house and send

you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad

Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"

The boy then went to his brother! and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you

know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days,

then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the

difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you and I

are sitting on three million dollars..............

but realistically,....... we're living

with two sluts and a queer"
 

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rofl, nice one
 

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WWTCD?
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A million dollars each... times three... equals three million.
 
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