Your right Spikey, I wouldn't spend my last 24 by getting shot with paintballs. We have been around a little longer that these Little Tikes and would rather experience the finer things, like doing as many addictive substances we can in a limited amount of time.
Not sure if the pack was serious, but I would do the same. Done enuf drinking and partying in the past and not enuf time with family. Then I would call all my bill collectors and laugh at them. Cancell all checks and max out the cards.